Happy Festivus!

Ok, so I run in a strange circle of friends. We celebrate Festivus every year. If you are not sure what Festivus is, then you need to watch more Seinfeld. Regardless, we enjoyed this grand tradition last night. And, of course, it involves an exchange of gifts. Although this was not my "real" gift, my good friend Beth gave me some post-it notes with the following quotes on them:

"Gotta go. The kids chewed through their straps."
"I child-proofed my house, but they still get in."
"The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest."
"I had a mind once. Now I have small children."

Happy Christmas to all!