Sunday, May 3, 2009

Emmy-isms

Here are some of my most favorite recent quotes:

"I want to blow a weasel." (Translation - "I want to blow a whistle.")

While "reading" her Bible, "Oh Lord of earth and the circus." and "Jesus says, 'Holy cow come here.'"

Addressing me, while playing ice cream parlor in the front yard, "Whatcha want, old lady?"

When told to "Get her tail over here." she replied, "I don't have a tail, I have buns!"